Sunday, July 27

My alarm is so turned on.


There you go. My alarm is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo turned on. Hahahaha.

Saturday, July 26

Define boredom.

WARNING. THIS POST IS DESIGNED TO BORE THE CRAPPY SHIT OUT OF YOU.

CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.













Boredom is when you update twice in.. a duration of two hours. Or something like that.

I was looking through old photos on my laptop when I found this :


Seriously, I didn't photoshop this. It just came out like that hahahahaha cos the boat was shaking so much, so my hand shake that much as well. Hahahaha. Look at how ugly I used to be last time. And the extra long jaw. Hahaha.

And this is me doing face mask. Using, uh, fruits. That squished already to make fruit juice. Notice the pink clip cm put so that my fringe don't fall on my face. Lol.

People. I present to you, my teeth. Muahahahha.

We are indeed sisters. We can both make funny faces. PS: Don't mention that I put her face on my blog, she's very vain.

This picture is beyond embarrassing. I'm at lost for words. Heck I must be damn bored to put this picture up.

Mel is an idiot.

Mel is a pig. And so am I.

Back when I looked like shit.

Seriously. I felt cool posing like that. Hahaha.

It's odd, because that's exactly the same outfit i'm wearing now. I'm so much prettier now aren't i? *gets ready bucket for audience to puke*


Now aren't you guys getting bored already? Haha.

PS : Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I know i know. Forgive mua for not updating =D

Look.

Before you guys come up to me with a parang demanding why did I not update, I beg all of you to sit down quietly, and listen to a story i'm about to tell you.

Sit, I say, sit. Oh and hand those parangs over here, you won't be needing them.

SIT. Good gracious I said sit didn't i??

Oh good. So now I shall begin my story.

Once upon a time, there was this girl. She was just too lazy. The end.

I mean, come on!! I had no pictures! Blog for what!

Come to think of it, i won't have pictures for this post too haha.

You seee. My computer kaput-ed, so i'm using the laptop.

What to doooooooo.

And exam is coming in a few days.

Am i boring you guys?

Do you want your parangs back now?

Hmmm let me see where i put them.

I swear to honest goodness they were just here a mere minute ago! HOLY CRAP SOMEONE TOOK THE PARANGS!

Oh. I see. You took them back.

Now you all have parangs.

Ah. Yes yes stop sharpening them I can see for myself that they're very sharp.

Hey, what are you all doing?

What? What OHMEGOD PUT ME DOWN AT ONCE I SAY HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!

Chee Yern 2 : And so the story ends. The end.